"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰)
- embarrassing stories
- descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK)
- cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines
- assumptions about my life (idk man)
- curious questions
- for advice (life/blog, ect)
- for a blog rate/compliment (if you want one!!)