laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

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turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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witch-breed:

the best scene in the history of forever

slightlyabovethenorm I die! So freakin funny!

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Ahhhhh

Why is it SO annoying to me when someone I really want to talk to texts me first and when I respond I then don’t hear back for hours. So frustrating. Wish I didn’t care so much.

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

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"he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him"

most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you   (via forebidden)

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